Messages On Hold New Zealand Address

Nobody said there’d be days like these 

You know those days when Murphy takes over? You remember Murphy don’t you? He’s the Irish Bar Room Philosopher who created Murphy’s Law which states that “what can go wrong, will only go wrong at the worst possible time”. 

Well that may be true, but it’s not as full of impending doom as O’Brien’s Law which states very succinctly that “Murphy was an optimist”.

Sometimes in business there are days that make even Mr O’Brien appear like a glass half-full kind of guy.

When the s-h-one-t collides with the fan

It starts the moment you get into work. Some nut is parked in your reserved car space. The rain starts just as you get out of the car. That’s when you remember lending your umbrella to the neighbour.

For some reason your key to the office doesn’t fit the lock. You’ve picked up the wrong keys when you rushed out of the house because you were running late.

A half an hour later, still dripping spilt coffee from your shirt sleeve, the phones are ringing non-stop. It’s about then you wish you had got around to organising the new On Hold program for the updated telephone system.

Someone suggested getting Messages On Hold New Zealand Address, however that obviously never happened.

Now callers are getting frustrated hearing your phones ring out. You are now not only annoying existing customers but also losing new business opportunities.

A rainbow’s end

Suddenly amid all the turmoil a voice comes into your head and reminds you about Media Group NZ. Your mind races and recalls the line “business audio specialists”.

Media Group NZ will write and produce your own bespoke program of On Hold Messages and Music at a surprising reasonable cost.

Plus Media Group NZ copywriters will craft a great script based on your brief. All you have to do is approve the script and hire the professional voice over artist of your choice from line-up at Media Group NZ.

As for the music, it’s another win for you. You’ll get to select the sort of music you think best represents your company’s desired image from a library of Royalty Free Music. That means no annual music licence fees to pay.

Forget about Murphy and Obrien and the Messages On Hold New Zealand Address.

The sun is breaking through. All is bright in the world and getting better every moment. Seize the day. Click on www.mediagroup.co.nz

Authentic New Zealand Voiceover Artist

Things may not be all they appear to be

Over the years South East Asia has been awash with counterfeit designer brand products. You probably never imagined an Armani suit could be that cheap? Or the flashy pair of Nike sneakers the guy is selling came from his friend’s factory.

Bangkok and Hong Kong were rife with imitations. Even in squeaky clean Singapore, you stood a good chance of being accosted by a friendly tout with the call of “Copy watch! Copy watch?”

This was more likely to happen in the centre of the island republic on Orchard Road outside Lucky Plaza. Or walking along Scotts Road, near the pedestrian overpass.

Even many of the pretty girls plying their trade by night were not always what they appeared to be. A fact many an unwary customer only realised when they discovered their sweet little painted doll came equipped with a “bonus package”.

It’s sort of like a “Sports Barbie”. The one that comes complete with bat and balls.

What you hear is what you get

It’s not just clothes and watches in the rip-off basket. Music has long been a victim of this fraud. In the night markets of Hat Yai, Thailand you could score a discount issue of a recording featuring Nirvana’s greatest hits.

Then back safe in the hotel room home you realise the CD cover is a photocopy. Worse still, the music includes the sound of passing motorbikes and the faker’s kids playing around in the background! 

Dear old Tchaikovsky could also be misrepresented. The copy of Symphony No. 6 “Pathetique” in B Minor, Opus 74–IV. Adagio Lamentoso which was purchased in good faith may not sound as polished as you had hoped.

That’s when you find out it was not performed by the London Philharmonic or the Sydney Symphony Orchestra, but instead it’s an unknown artist recorded playing a synthesised arrangement on a Kurtzweil keyboard.   

The voice on the ad may not be genuine

When you’re searching for an Authentic New Zealand Voiceover Artist you need to be sure of getting what you ordered.

Voices can be easy to imitate. Everybody does Humphrey Bogart.  Although in the film Casablanca he never said the line “Play it again Sam” it’s the jumping off point for every mimic. A bit like the fake Sean Connery “Surely Shirley” or a Mick Dundee “That’s not a knife…that’s a knife”.

The unique qualities of an New Zealand accent are difficult if not impossible to reproduce for those not born and raised in New Zealand.

Unwary Producers can fall for something that sounds like it was recorded by an Authentic New Zealand Voiceover Artist only to suffer the ignominy of an amused audience.

When you’re looking around for the genuine item, the true blue New Zealand voice, that fair-dinkum, bonza, beaut sound of the land down-under, beat a path straight to www.mediagroup.co.nz