Funny Voicemail Greetings Audio Free

WHEN FUNNY ISN’T FUN

Growing up as an arrogant country lad it never occurred to me that what I find hilariously amusing might cause outrage and offense to others. Particularly to those from cultures with customs I still struggle to accommodate.

So when the subject of Funny Voicemail Messages entered the conversation I was all ears.

I am always amused by the word “funny!” It’s one of those unfortunate members of the English language that derives its meaning from context.

My dear Mum would have questioned, “Is that funny peculiar or funny ha-ha?”

THERE’S NO FUNNY IN BUSINESS

Let’s keep in mind that Voicemail is a communication device most commonly used in business. It is sort of a “21st-century calling card”.

When your call goes through to Voicemail you might be greeted by a pre-recorded message. Ideally, at your workplace, that recording will have been carefully scripted and spoken by a professional voice artist.

While answering your call and recording a message the ulterior function of Voicemail is to help discourage callers from phoning a competitor.

RISKY REWARDS

There is always room here to add humor but the wise writer will adhere to the same guidelines as advertising regarding “risk and reward”.

He or she must balance the risk of offending and going unnoticed against the reward of standing out from the ordinary.

If you go down the route of leaving Funny Voicemail Messages on your company phone system, you had better have a good stock of jokes on rotation. Otherwise, your regular callers may tire of the gags.

On the other side, if you intend to leave a funny message on a Voicemail bank, still ensure you include the basics; your name, company, and contact number.

If you’re calling a rubber dinghy manufacturer, try using a talking duck to leave the voicemail message.

By now you should be evaluating the risk and responsibility equation mentioned earlier. Will the “the duck voice” help get a callback?

Media Group NZ knows that to get results you have to put more into your Voicemail messages. There’s probably a formula that equates to the degree of effort required to achieve a tangible result.

Voicemail. Just one more area of expertise at www.mediagroup.co.nz

Professional Voice Over Talent

MEDIAGROUP FOR A UNIQUE BRAND VOICE!

At Media Group, we make sure that your callers only think of you as a warm, friendly, and professional service provider. We have experienced voice artists who are ideal for auto attendant applications and equally apt for narration services for your videos.

Voice greetings with a touch of warmth:

With our expert and polished voice talent, you can make a positive impression on your audience. Our voiceovers will elevate your professional image because you deserve unique voices.

OUR SERVICES:

We provide you with the following services and much more:

• Voice-overs for presentations,
• Product Demos,
• Internet audios and videos, or
• Voice for other applications

OUR VOICE OVER SERVICES ARE UNIQUE AND UNRIVALED:

We have taken professional voice talent recording to a whole new level. Our USP lies in the fact that our voiceovers are tailored to meet your audience's needs. Our voiceover recordings are meant for all businesses seeking professional help to improve their brand image and value.

Our Professional Voice Talent Recording is carried out by experts trained for this purpose. We offer the following services to our clients:

• Voice prompts,
• Phone prompts,
• IVR recordings, and much more.

OUR WIDE-SPREAD NETWORK:

As a part of our aim to build an enviable brand in the industry, we have expanded our network of professional voiceover experts. This move was essential to accommodate highly skilled voice talents from diverse demographics.

All our voiceover professionals will match your project’s style, tone, and language. Another advantage that we provide you is that our professional voiceovers can be tailored per your needs and goals.

WE OFFER FAST TURNAROUND TIME:

We understand that time is precious and hence provide voiceover services with fast turnaround and prompt project delivery at all times. All our clients are our assets, and so is their time! Therefore, we put the needs of your business above everything else.

Our entire approach is client-centric, and therefore it is your business’ needs that influence our recordings. Also, our talented voice artists carry out the voiceover recording process as per your needs. Our professional voiceovers try their best not just to meet but exceed your expectations.

GET A QUOTE NOW:

To get the best quote, please get in touch with our team. We will take you to the next level with our professional voice over talent.

Please visit our website or call our numbers to speak with our executives for more details.

Radio Advertising Examples

 THE EVER-SHORTENING WORLD

The number of lollies in the pack may be the same but have you noticed how the individual sweets have gone anorexic. The old wrappers are too large for the tiny new temptations. The same thing is happening on the radio.

The workhorse of radio advertising has long been the 30 second spot. But times have and are continuing to change. In particular, the time allotted for properly paced commercials is changing.

The sacred 30 seconds is under threat of erosion. As an endangered species, the radio 30 could soon turn out like the 15 and 20-second verbal blitzkrieg versions we see on free to air TV.

THE 5 SEC HIT

On a recent visit to the West Isle, there was a 5 second TV spot on Gold Coast television. Yes, a 5 second stand lone TV spot. Now here comes both the good and bad news. On the good side, I think it was for an online ad agency so it showed a certain brave new world approach.

The bad news is I can’t remember the name of the sponsor/ad agency. Oops. That’s a fairly important factor. Perhaps I need to see the 5 sec spot about 6 times? Hey, that would make 30 seconds.

So the challenge goes out to the copywriters and producers. To the engineers and voice over artists. We need a concerted effort to maintain the premier position of the thirty-second spot.

Media Buyers need to be reminded that compared to shorter ads, 30 second radio advertising messages are more cost efficient and effective at building brand awareness and driving sales.

A 30-second time frame gives the creative writers and producers time to develop a theme or storyline with a beginning, middle and end. Something interesting that the audience will listen to and act on.

Perhaps your advertising agency or the local radio station writers can provide some 30 Second Radio Script Examples.

HOW LONG SHOULD IT BE?

When paced at about 2 to 3 words per second the average 30 second script will have about 75 words.

As with all media, the amount of time or space needs to be as little as possible but as much as is needed.

Sometimes you need more than thirty seconds. However, to include all the information needs too many words. The listener will just shut it all out. The Sales Director will want to include every last detail. Somewhere there has to be a voice of reason.

Rather than rush to get all the extra words in or make the engineering speed everything up, why not divide the story into two and have two award-winning 30 Second Radio Script Examples.

If you’re stuck for an idea for a new radio script or having a bout of writer’s block call on the business audio experts at Media Group NZ. Get access to experienced producers and superior scripts developed by skillful copywriters. Head to www.mediagroup.co.nz

Voice over Agency in Auckland

Voice over agency in Auckland is creators and entertainers. We assist with bringing content, a story, to life. While your showcasing video probably won't need the voice-over abilities of an absolute, high-profile star, you'll, in any case, believe your information should be passed on as imagined.

Need a calming voice to showcase your resting sound machine? Might it be said that you are searching for a Morgan-Freeman-type voice for your effective public assistance declaration?

Since voice over agency in Auckland provides proper great assistance, they can adjust and bring flexibility that the normal individual can't.

Media Group's innovative senior producer is a voice-over artist. Their vocation began with acting, singing, and coordinating classes in school. Over the long haul, her professional way drove her to learn after-creation strategies and programming for both video and sound.

Being on the creation side of media-trained her on the tones and accentuation to tune in for and the nature of a recording.

After enough clients began keeping their scratch tracks (impermanent voice peruses that an illustrator or video editorial manager uses to time their video until the last, proficient voice is recorded), it became clear that she had an ability for voice acting. Many voice-overs (VO) artisans of the voice over agency in Auckland start their vocations.

Besides being entertainers, voice artisans are regularly likewise solid architects who can tidy up their sound, ace it, or even add music, contingent upon a task's requirements. We additionally may have their own studio space and recording hardware (more on this in the blink of an eye).

We're experts who comprehend a client's necessities according to a business viewpoint, including regarding the client's time and correspondence inclinations.

Other than the impressive skill of the actual voice, the appropriate hardware and innovation used to catch a voice-over build the general nature of a video. There's a major contrast between recording sound on your iPhone and keeping sound on a top-notch mouthpiece in a sound-treated room. Numerous expert voice abilities have their recording hardware. Some even have their own sound recording stalls.

This implies you have the capacity and choice of recruiting the right voice-over craftsman for your venture in any place they might be. Also, voice over agency in Auckland is all over the place and are accessible at most times.

After-hours Voicemail Message Examples

CLOSE THE DOOR NOT THE BUSINESS

Just because the sun has set doesn’t mean you’ve closed the business. Life goes on and opportunities arise. However your After Hours Voicemail Script For Business might be chasing callers away.

It happens all the time with Voicemail greetings that sound like they were penned in the middle of a train crash and recorded by someone crawling from the wreckage.

MOVE AWAY FROM THE MICROPHONE

Over the years you’ve probably heard some pretty poor examples of what passes for an After Hours Voicemail Script For Business. Hopefully as you read this you are not recalling some of your own recorded disasters.

What starts as a straight forward task of writing the script becomes a minefield of fiddling doubt. In the morning you work on the wording. After a review perhaps you drop in an extra comma. Then later in the day you decide to take that comma out? (apologies to Oscar Wilde).

Finally when you tire of fiddling with the phrases you take a big breath and hit record. That’s probably the last you think of it. Big mistake! Remember that message is representation of you and your company.

You both deserve better. Especially in regard to your “business image”. It’s time to call on the audio expertise of Media Group NZ.

STEP UP A PEG OR TWO

The team at Media Group NZ will create your scripts with that inimitable je ne sais quoi. That certain creative flair that helps build on your unique personality and differentiates you from competitors.

It’s so simple to have it done better. Tell Media Group NZ what you want to say and they will tell you how best to say it. When you have approved the wording for the script you’ll get to select the ideal voice to record your Voicemail greetings.

Online you’ll be able to listen to sample recordings from a wide range of professional male and female voice over artists. Make your choice and set the wheels in motion.

With everything happening online you’ll have your new Voicemail recordings delivered with minimum fuss and time saving ease.

Start here and give your image a boost with a professionally produced After Hours Voicemail Script For Business. www.mediagroup.co.nz

New Zealand Voice Over Actors

 SEEN ONE SEEN ALL

It seems to this writer that all the world over, radio stations and television networks sound and appear very similar in many ways.

This observation seems to hold up under scrutiny whether the broadcaster is a nationally sponsored quasi-government institution, a public company listed on the local bourse or if it is privately owned and operated.

Of course, the eternal dollar will be the determining factor in deciding the level of success each individual operation has achieved.

The programming will vary in some ways but overall the news bulletins, sports and weather reports will be almost identical.

SHARING IS SAVING

In the commercial arena where brands are investing big bucks in advertising, even the TV ads and radio spots are mere clones of the formats and selling scenarios developed over the past 100 years in the good ole USA.

This similarity is often passed off as part of “globalisation”. Perhaps, but it also helps improve the bottom line. Think of the money saved on production budgets where the same product shot or music track can be shared worldwide.

Global brands like KFC, Maccas, Nestle, Coke, and Pepsi have vast libraries of “hero” shots available to their ad agencies in every country. These idealistic presentations of their products take hours to set, light and retouch into perfection.

The same is not the case for the lyrics in the jingle or the announcer voice over. The song will have to be re-sung and voices re-recorded in the language in each market.

For New Zealand Voice Over Artists & Actors, a great deal of work is derived in re-creating commercial audio for the local market.

It’s distinctive and unique. Even in the quietest moments, there’s no mistaking New Zealand in the room. So when recording the audio track for a TV or radio spot planned for the market “down under” it is essential to source the right voice.

Today you can jump online and begin auditioning New Zealand Voice Over Artists & Actors with a mouse click or screen tap on a PC, laptop or smartphone.

You’ll get to hear samples of real New Zealand professional voice talent performing various reads from previous jobs. Your search will be targeted with voices classified by gender, age group and style. Head now to www.mediagroup.co.nz

Creative Answering Machine Greetings

CREATIVE ANSWERING MACHINE GREETINGS

Fundamentally, your business has a phone message framework. You believe that a way should arrive at clients who get in touch with you after your business hours - each lead is a likely sell. A creative answering machine greeting adheres to these rules:

• Communicates in the language of your crowd
• Regards phone message behaviour for your industry
• Is occasionally refreshed

Occasional phone messages, good tidings for these special seasons, Thanksgiving, and even Halloween voice message good tidings are really smart for some organizations.

Innovative and amusing voice message messages are extraordinary for less proper organizations yet might be inappropriate for formal ones. Assuming that imagination is an aspect of your responsibilities depiction, make certain to sprinkle a scramble into your phone message.

HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A DECENT PHONE MESSAGE WELCOMING?

Ways to draw in guests with proficient voice message good tidings.

Keep proficient voice message good tidings brief however valuable.

Pass anything data or menu choices you need to give guests as compactly as could be expected. You could likewise consider telling guests toward the finish of your message how they can sidestep it later. Keep in mind: Your clients and possibilities are occupied individuals.

Record modified good tidings for various seasons of the day.

You could make them welcome to play during business hours and another for nighttime. Each could pass different data important on to the time frame.

Give guests a choice to get more data.

At times, guests need to know your working hours, area, or other data. Giving guests a voice message menu to get the data they need saves everybody time.

Request input.

Do you have loads of fulfilled clients? Give them a phone message choice to record a short tribute about why they love your item or administration. With their consent, you could probably involve the best tributes in your showcasing or promotion.

Likewise, you could give a phone message menu choice empowering guests to hear your best tributes. In the case of nothing else, productive criticism, whether positive or negative, can assist you with further developing the client experience.

Use humour (mindfully).

If you can somehow make your active message interesting or another, all the better. The humour ought to be elegant and in arrangement with your image. Furthermore, it shouldn't impede empowering clients and possibilities to fulfilling the justification behind their call.

Enlighten guests regarding your present advancement.

Is it safe to say that you offer a deal on your item or administration through a creative answering machine greeting? Inform guests concerning the advancement and how they can exploit it.

Request that guests leave important messages.

To limit getting back to this way and urge guests to be as explicit as conceivable about why they're calling. Additionally, request that Media Group let you know the best time(s) to get back.